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plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view

"i looked in the mirror and cried. i look like an egg"


you can have 14 pancakes or 132 there is no inbetween

Fender ‘62 American Vintage Reissue Jaguar, Ice Blue, Gibson Humbuckers, USA made, AVRI

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my dash is dead so i’m gonna liven it up with some fun, family-friendly text posts. let’s start this off, shall we? what’s brown and sticky?…. …. you guessed it…. … a stick! hahaha we’re all having fun here

wtf this is canada why am i hearing gunshots?


ok i will stop now